Everything you need to know ahead of your Middle of Somewhere weekend. More details will be sent to ticket holders closer to the event.
Middle of Somewhere takes place on private farmland in the Lincolnshire Wolds โ rolling hills, open skies, a lake, and no neighbours to worry about.
Look out for a Middle of Somewhere sign and a green salt bin. Drive up the dirt track to the car park and festival entrance. Please use the Google Maps pin provided and do not drive up Otby Lane.
Clear your head in the morning with a dip in the lake, a guided breathwork session and the sauna. Later, explore the farm, find love at speed dating, or get your cards read.
Take the plunge. Cold water, rolling hills, morning sun. Don't forget your towel.
Sweat it out. The perfect antidote to a big night on the dancefloor.
Guided breathing sessions to ease your body and reset your mind.
Learn about the rewilding and regenerative farming practices on the land. Meet the Lincoln Red cattle. Drinks stops along the way.
Find the love of your life in the Lincolnshire Wolds. Stranger things have happened.
New for 2026. Have your cards read and see what the future holds.
Middle of Somewhere is dedicated to being as sustainable as possible. We are passionate about looking after our site and the planet. Please help us by:
We recognise the need for proactive collective care and mutual respect. We do not tolerate racism, sexism, transphobia, homophobia, ageism, body negativity, ableism or any other form of discrimination. The same goes for violence, non-consensual touching, harassment and leering. This applies across the entire festival site.
Limited capacity ยท Lincolnshire Wolds ยท 31 July โ 2 August 2026
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